Funny Girl Scout Cookie Memes

Cookie season is incredibly stressful but there is one part of it that I look forward to every year. I can’t wait to see the new amazing Girl Scout cookie memes that come out.

They are so handy to use when you’re on Facebook trying to drum up a little business.

Here are some of the best that I’ve found so far.

House on Fire

This is my absolute favorite of all time! It’s a little on the dark side, but hey, we’re all adults here. If you put this on your feed, I guarantee you’ll get some attention.

Crazy Blonde and Smug Cat

Another great meme option is this mash up of a Beverly Hills housewife and stone-faced white cat. You can start a conversation between the different cookie names with this meme. I’ve seen variations for Peanut Butter Patties as well as Peanut Butter Sandwiches.

Pop Culture References

For many of us, cookie season comes shortly after New Year’s and the dreaded New Year’s resolutions.

How many times have I heard the “I’m on a diet” excuse while working a cookie booth. Now you can use this meme to let your friends know we are not fooled!

On the flip side is the absolute lack of self control. I myself am guilty of consuming an entire sleeve of Thin Mints in one sitting. But since I’m in the company of the World’s Most Interesting Man I don’t feel so bad.

When you’re selling Thin Mints and Samoas but still got moves like Gangnam Style. Oppa Cookie Style! (I know I may be showing my age here).

And finally, a Justin Timberlake meme that isn’t about Star Wars! You know they’re counting down the days to Girl Scout cookie season—because who can resist?

Movies

Who doesn’t love this little guy? I know his real name is The Child but he’ll always be Baby Yoda to me. Find a meme with this cutie in it and you’ll be able to use those Jedi mind tricks to pump up your cookie sales.

This meme with Woody and Buzz is great to let your friends and family know that cookie season is back. Take advantage of that initial cookie enthusiasm and start taking orders as soon as your council allows.

Conversely, as cookie season draws to a close, be sure to grab this meme so Morpheus can let everyone know they still have time to grab a few boxes!

Miscellaneous

Here are a few random memes that I found that you might enjoy – they gave me a chuckle.

As parents we put a lot of effort into helping our daughters with cookie season.

So, instead of bundling up to sell cookies in the cold or drag that wagon around the neighborhood, grab your computer and open that Facebook or Instagram account.

You’ve got some cookie memes to find!